I just got done cleaning up the monumental mess she literally *made* in the bathroom and all over our walls and floor – and then the bath tub. I put her to bed directly after putting deodorant on her butt and my forearms but now she’s laying in there asking for “Jodi, Jodi, Jodi … JODI where are you?”
My name is Mama, Mom, Mommy, or Funny Lady to you child. I did not just clean up your butt and our bathroom to be affectionately called by my first name. No. A little dignity and self respect is in order after what I just did.