Me vs. The Other Gym Patrons
I’m the girl working out at the gym with her ipod blaring so loudly that I can’t NOT help but share my workout playlist with the entire room of sweating, gasping women - with the TV blaring.
I can see you looking at me. I know it’s loud. I’m listening to it. I like blocking out the entire world around me so I don’t care if I’m the loudest breather and I don’t compare my speed to your awesomely tight legs RUNNING on the machine next to me. No, I like to listen to Fergie worrying about her London Bridge and Justin Timberlake being convinced he’s bringing Sexy Back all the while proving the Secret deoderant ads completely wrong. It is not strong enough for a man … it’s not even strong enough for me.